This ain’t right. Rose Byrne took my man, Bobby Cannavale.

Italian and Cuban, just how I like my sandwiches and men!

Even then Bobby has most recently played a crazy psychopath killer named Gyp Rosetti on Boardwalk Empire, I still think he’d be a really cool boyfriend.

He can drive ME to drink!

So thanks for nothing Rose! Needless to say I won’t be a “bridesmaid” at your wedding!