Monthly Archives: December 2012

My Heart is Frosty!

Well this blows. I decided to google when my favorite low budget production value Christmas specials were airing this holiday season, and it turns out I missed all of them! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer aired on December 4,  and Frosty … Continue reading

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Carl Winslow is Back on Your TV Tonight.

Oh yes there IS a God. And He’s busy! Besides planning a kick ass birthday party for His son in two weeks, He’s also been playing matchmaker to those old lovebirds Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman and now He has gathered … Continue reading

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Emancipate ME Daniel Day-Lewis!

Sure, he may be Abe Lincoln now. But who the HELL did want to be freed by Daniel Day-Lewis back in 1992? Damn girl, I am getting all hot inside. Let’s review the famous scene that I was not allowed … Continue reading

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Yes, Virginia, There IS Hope For Love . . .

Because Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman might get back together! Phew! Just two months after they announced that they were separating after 30 years of marriage, my heart has healed because Danny announced that they are “working” on their relationship. … Continue reading

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I Would Be Very Happy to be Exiled to the Island of Misfit Toys With Keanu Reeves!

Oh my Christmas is coming! Christmas is coming! As a single adult of a certain age, my wish list is LAME. I asked my mother not even for clothes, jewelry, or electronic appliances. I asked for Key Food grocery store … Continue reading

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Yet Another Kardashian is Keeping It Klassy

This is the man responsible for this hot mess of a family. For all of you who were mere toddlers in 1994, that’s the late Robert Kardashian, one time O.J. Simpson friend and defense lawyer–hey, you never know when they’ll … Continue reading

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If You Were a Sidekick in the 1980s, Would You Rather Be a Cockroach or a Boner?

Man. The 1980s were a great time for sidekicks with weird names. On one hand you had Theo’s bestie Cockroach on The Cosby Show. On the other hand you had Mike Seaver’s friend named Boner. Well, sometimes you used both hands with … Continue reading

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When Convicts (Who Probably Didn’t Even Do It, Thank GOD!) Are Hot

So . . . anyone watch Dateline on Friday? Anyone else have dirty, dirty thoughts about convicted murderer Ryan Ferguson? On the episode Under a Killing Moon (of course), Dateline examined a case from eleven years ago where a popular newspaperman from Columbia, Missouri was … Continue reading

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The Bachelor and the Broadway Star: What a Weird F—ing Couple

Confesh: I don’t watch The Bachelor. I KNOW. Considering I watch so much other trashy tv–I still miss I Love New York on VH1 and I will never be able to get over the fact that Jennifer Hudson is now engaged … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Likes Them Young

Damn girl, Tay Tay  is quickly becoming the Demi Moore of the tween set. Just a month after she broke up with high school student Conor Kennedy, 22-year-old Taylor Swift is now dating ANOTHER teenager. This time it’s 18-year-old English … Continue reading

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