Hey all!

I am sure you slept very well last night. Me too! I found the cure for insomnia! Just watch the 121212: The Concert for Sandy Relief and you won’t have to count sheep, you will just have to count the hours you have snoozed on both hands because it will have put you in such a deep slumber!

Bert is just upset that Barry Manilow didn’t perform.

While there were a few good moments–Roger Waters being a bang-worthy silver fox for one-I honestly could not understand how you could put on stage The Who, Bruce Springsteen, and The Rolling Stones and make it the equivalent of watching paint dry in Antarctica-in other words boring and uncomfortable at the same time.

However, I did a learn a few things. One, Roger Waters and Richard Gere were separated at birth, as were Alicia Keys and Victoria Beckham, possibly. Examine the evidence below and draw your own conclusions.

She was in an empire state of mind.

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want: one night with your husband. Okay thanks.