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Monthly Archives: October 2012
I Hate to Break This to You, But The Walking Dead is Not Very Realistic
So last night was the season premiere of The Walking Dead and I watched it today. Overall it was pretty good but just a TAD unrealistic. I mean the zombie apocalypse could TOTALLY happen. THAT part I believe. However–there are a … Continue reading
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Russell Crowe MAY Be Back on the Market
To all those ladies devastated that Alfonso Ribeiro got married this weekend, don’t worry. You do not need to give up hope, because Russell Crowe may be splitting up with his wife Danielle Spencer. Maybe. Now, I actually feel kind of … Continue reading
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Please Do Not Lose Your Sh– Ladies, But Alfonso Ribeiro Is Off the Market
Well, I am just too upset for words! First Webster’s dad dies, now Carlton Banks is married to a white woman that is NOT ME! I hope at the very least he did the Carlton Dance at his wedding.
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Real Ho’wife Kyle Richards Brags About Her Marriage
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hehehehehehehhehehehe. That’s me giggling because Kyle Richards, real ho’wife of Bev Hills-and aunt of a sex tape star-had the audacity to brag about her marriage to people.com. Kyle explains, “If you have cracks in your marriage, don’t do one … Continue reading
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I Want My Old MTV!
Here’s the thing: I love you all very much but a girl’s gotta eat so she’s got to make her own money. Some people turn to prostitution, some turn to online dating, I turn to work. So let’s talk quickly … Continue reading
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Are Amputees the New Midgets? Game of Thrones Thinks So!
Hey! Are you a “LEG ONLY, MALE AMPUTEE?” Yes? Well, then you’re in luck! Game of Thrones needs YOU! See, the popular HBO show is getting set to film their third season, and there’s this massacre called the Red Wedding where lots … Continue reading
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Nick Lachey’s Son is NOT Named After the Most Dangerous City EVER!
Well, I can sleep better now. Nick Lachey, the man who has never met a reality show he has not loved (Clash of the Choirs, Stars Earn Stripes, The Sing-Off, and there are MORE!), announced to People mag that his … Continue reading
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RIP Alex Karras!
Sadness is in the water this week. First Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman separate, and now Webster’s dad George Papadapolis has died! As a child of the ’80s, I grew up adoring Webster and always dreamed that if I were an … Continue reading
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Chicago Fire Has Just Set My Loins on Fire!
Hey all. How are you? Have any plans tonight? I do! Not to brag or anything, but I have a date. And who is the lucky guy, you ask? Oh, just a bunch of hot firemen from the Windy City. … Continue reading
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Reggie Bush, Future Dad of the Year?
I bet ladies will be lining up at the sidelines after Kim Kardashian’s former piece–and Super Bowl winner–Reggie Bush announced that he’s “pretty excited” to be a dad after knocking up his current piece–a low budget Kim Kardashian lookalike (but … Continue reading
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