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Monthly Archives: September 2012
I Blame George Michael for Tyra Banks
Do you ever imagine a world where being fierce means you’re a mean warrior and if you say smize your teachers send you to speech therapy class for not knowing how to pronounce a goddamn word? No? Well that just … Continue reading
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What Was Your Favorite R-Rated Movie to Watch While You Were Babysitting?
Babysitting in the early 1990s was AWESOME. Sure, I was a HUGE fan of The Baby-sitters Club and pretended to care all about the kids while I was at their house. But let’s be honest: it was all about the food … Continue reading
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Well Sh–, I’ve Got a LOT of TV to Watch
Hey kidz- Wow, the Emmys are over. Don’t know if you heard but I made like a million predictions last night and about half of them were right. But I don’t have time to review them at the moment because … Continue reading
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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: The Rest of Them
All right the Emmys have begun and I’m live tweeting them to my one billion twitter followers so I need to stop writing. I know, sad face. So let’s wrap this up and we can talk later, okay? And don’t … Continue reading
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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 7 “Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series”
No time to dilly dally, Emmys are about to begin! The noms are . . . Mark Margolis as Tio Salamanca in Breaking Bad Dylan Baker as Colin Sweeney in The Good Wife Michael J. Fox as Louis Canning in The Good Wife … Continue reading
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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 6 “Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series”
Uh oh! I better hurry up! Only 45 minutes till the Emmys and I have 10 more posts to go! Eek! Since I don’t have speed I’ll just have to concentrate on my own. I don’t even have time to … Continue reading
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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 5 “Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series”
Woo! I wonder if this is how people on cocaine feel? I am on a fast train to the Emmys. Choo choo! Here are your choices for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman in Breaking … Continue reading
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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 4 “Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series”
The noms are: Anna Gunn as Skyler White in Breaking Bad Maggie Smith as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham in Downton Abbey Joanne Froggatt as Anna in Downton Abbey Archie Panjabi as Kalinda Sharma in The Good Wife Christine Baranski as Diane Lockhart in The … Continue reading
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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 3 “Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series”
Let’s keep this truck rolling! Nominees for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series are: Steve Buscemi as Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire Bryan Cranston as Walter White in Breaking Bad Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan in Dexter Hugh Bonneville as Robert, Earl … Continue reading
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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 2 “Lead Actress in a Drama Series”
One Emmy prediction down, 14 to go! Next up: Lead Actress in a Drama Series. The talented bitches nominated are: Glenn Close as Patty Hewes in Damages Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary Crawley in Downton Abbey Julianna Margulies as Alicia Florrick in The … Continue reading
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