Yup, LeAnn Rimes is a bigger fame whore than Kim Kardashian!

Wow, I am a real soothsayer.

Just two days ago I asked the question “Could LeAnn Rimes push Kim Kardashian off the Throne as the World’s Biggest Fame Whore?” And today my question was answered.

Yup, LeAnn Rimes has succeeded Kim’s reign as the world’s biggest fame whore.

What makes me so certain that LeAnn is now wearing the fame whore crown? WELL, just DAYS after celebrating her 30th birthday and announcing to the world how fabulous her life is–via Twitter, of course–LeAnn’s publicist has announced that she has entered treatment to deal with stress and anxiety. Jesus F—ing Christ. What does LeAnn have to be stressed about? All she does is go to the beach and tweet pictures of herself in a bikini.

Life is so hard!

But then, of course, I am reminded that LeAnn is married to legendary squinty-eyed lothario Eddie Cibrian who famously dumped his first wife Brandi to be with equally squinty-eyed LeAnn. Bitch has a full time job just making sure Eddie keeps it in his swim trunks!

I just cannot feel sorry for LeAnn because, uh, she made this (potentially disease-raddled) bed for herself. Sweetheart’s rep made this claim in the STATEMENT he gave People Magazine:  “While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.” Bish, please. You issued a STATEMENT to People Magazine! You could have gone away to Promises in Malibu and gone to the beach (when they let you out of the straight jacket) and just taken a tweet pic wearing a two piece and no one would have known any f’ing difference.

LeAnn will be out of treatment in 30 days, and I wonder how soon after that we’ll get the announcement that she and Eddie are breaking up. LeAnn will join an illustrious list of couples who publicly declare how great their lives are via twitter and tabloids only to split weeks later, including Ashton and Demi, Seal and Heidi, and TomKat.

God, I want to have a drink with Brandi when that happens!

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