Monthly Archives: July 2012

George Clooney–Come Back to TV!

That George Clooney, he sure is a talented actor! And so handsome too! He’s won an Oscar, he dates hot chicks, and he owns a villa in Rome! And did you know he was raised Catholic just like this girl??? … Continue reading

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Que lastima! Sofia Vergara MAY be off the market!

Well here’s bad news for horny boys, horny old men, and horny lesbians everywhere-Sofia Vergara MAY be engaged to politician wannabe and otherwise average looking guy Nick Loeb. Sofia’s Mexican-based rep denies it, but she was seen celebrating her 40th birthday … Continue reading

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Louie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

So . . . today was one of those days for me. One, it was Monday, and I hadn’t been to work since Thursday. Two, I took NyQuil after 5am because I couldn’t fall asleep so I was drowsy at work. … Continue reading

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Mad about Matlock!

Bad news for fans of crime television starring senior citizens. Andy Griffith has died! Yes, I know it’s been a few days but it’s taken me some time to process. The man was 86, so he had a nice, long life. Even though Griffith … Continue reading

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TomKat Walk in the Valley of Death

Okay, normally in the esteemed halls of The DVR Files we only discuss television. But because our girl Katie Holmes was on the hit show Dawson’s Creek back in the day, I have deemed it entirely acceptable to gossip about the sad … Continue reading

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