Last night every fan of the 1980s was sitting in front of their tv eagerly awaiting the return of legendary rich bitch Blair Warner. It had been almost 25 years since we saw last saw Blair purchase Eastland Academy and turn it into a co-ed school. I’ve been DYING to know what happened to her ever since!

Emulating Donald Trump. Blair really WAS ahead of her time!

Blair, or really we should say Lisa Whelchel, as she is the actress who played her, is back and better than ever. Last night she debuted on Survivor: Philippines! And don’t worry, I won’t give you any spoiler alerts because, uh, I haven’t watched it yet! Remember, I’m The DVR Files! Gotta watch everything on a delay anyway!

Let’s be honest though . . . we all thought it would be Jo that would be a better candidate for the show . . . .

So sporty!

And men who love feathered hair . . . good news! Lisa Whelchel is back on the market!