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One of the best things about the holidays is the drinking!!! Oh it’s fun. As I mentioned yesterday I’m super popular so I was invited to like a million and one parties so that meant I had like a million … Continue reading →

In case you were wondering, I am a really popular person. I’ve got like 18 billion friends on Facebook, and that’s only counting people from MAINE. You don’t even want to HEAR how many folks love me in China! (Hint–it’s … Continue reading →

Happy New Year bitches! I know it’s been AGES since we’ve talked. I have been super busy being popular over the holiday season and now that it’s over I FINALLY have time for you again! PHEW. First things first. 2013 … Continue reading →

Hey all– As you may have learned from reading The DVR Files, it takes a lot to keep me quiet. Nothing is off limits if it appears in the pages of People Magazine is the motto I live by. And … Continue reading →

What the f— Golden Globes? You didn’t nominate Quvenzhane Wallis as Best Actress, Drama for her flat out AMAAAAAZING performance as Hushpuppy in the best movie I saw all year (out of three, granted), Beasts of the Southern Wild? What the … Continue reading →

So, I’ve been talking a LOT about Christmas lately. I’ve been all, let’s talk about my favorite Christmas movie, my favorite Christmas special, what 1980s board games I want for Christmas. Blah Blah Blah. I sound so festive! Well I’ll … Continue reading →

It’s 12 days till Christmas! Yippie skippie! And don’t worry, I won’t sing that motherf—ing song because it is so lame and long, much like a 7-foot cripple’s leg would be. This means that it is 11 days and change … Continue reading →

Hey all! I am sure you slept very well last night. Me too! I found the cure for insomnia! Just watch the 121212: The Concert for Sandy Relief and you won’t have to count sheep, you will just have to … Continue reading →

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Okay, let’s talk. Lindsay Lohan is in the news a LOT. She does all sorts of crazy things like stealing necklaces, hitting people with cars, and punching psychics at da club. The word “arrested” comes up 6 times in her … Continue reading →