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Oh this is too rich. Sofia Vergara, one of the most modest people on the planet (next to Kim Kardashian of course), explains to People Mag on the eve of the Golden Globes that you can’t control wardrobe malfunctions. While … Continue reading →

Ugh, it’s BACK. Ugh ugh ugh. My favorite show to hate watch returns this weekend. Yes, I’m talking about Girls. It breaks my heart to admit that I’ll watch (that is, when I’m not busy devouring my free Showtime). I … Continue reading →

Hey kidz, hate to break your heart, but you won’t be seeing me for the next 72 hours. I will be locked in my apartment watching Showtime ALL F—ING WEEKEND! Just when I was starting to debate the existence of … Continue reading →

In the latest edition of “And Not a Single F— was Given,” People Magazine announced that Ryan Reynolds and his semi-child bride Blake Lively wore coats on a date night in New York City. Stars, they’re just like us! They sometime have to … Continue reading →

Don’t get me wrong. I had an AWESOME Christmas. I received a Key Foods gift card (New York City’s version of the Market Basket, though still way more expenisve), deodorant, a sweater, and man more great things. But the one … Continue reading →

(Yes, that spelling is intentional. Work with me a moment.) As we know, 23-year-old professional cradle robber Taylor Swift LOVES boys. And boys they usually are. Taylor Lautner, Conor Kennedy, and now One Direction star Harry Styles, age 18! You rock … Continue reading →

Some people are just so selfish. Here they are in a courtroom trying a very important case, and all they can think about is their hair! I’ve got the urge to tell you to get a new job, counselor! But … Continue reading →

In the early 1990s I was suffering from an affliction called puberty, and it was not pretty. I found solace in things like George Clooney on the show Sisters, Ben Affleck in Voyage of the Mimi and of course Golden Girls. I DREAMED about … Continue reading →

Is anyone else throwing up a little about the upcoming series premiere of The Carrie Diaries? Now, I loved Sex and the City as much as the next girl/gay man. I was a college student in North Carolina and then … Continue reading →

Oh to be a youth who loved musical theater in the 1980s. It was a TRIP let me tell you. I grew up in the greatest Valley known to man–the Merrimack, duh, 30 miles North of Boston–but I had this … Continue reading →