Don’t get me wrong. I had an AWESOME Christmas. I received a Key Foods gift card (New York City’s version of the Market Basket, though still way more expenisve), deodorant, a sweater, and man more great things. But the one thing I did NOT receive is a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.
How can I call myself an adult???
Growing up I was convinced of a few things. One, I would marry Brandon Walsh. Two, I would have an affair with Dylan McKay. And three, I would own a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed because who does not want to eat, drink, and watch tv in your bed at the SAME TIME!
AND YOU GET A FREE ALARM CLOCK TELEPHONE COUPON!
Instead, I ordered my bed from 1-800-Mattress. I did get a pillow top, so I’m slightly fancy.
Growing up I always wanted Punky Brewster’s bed. I thought it was the coolest thing… Not gonna lie, I still do. I used to try to break my bed to make it like her wagon bed!
Preach! I would have been happy with Punky’s great fashion style.
This is genius.