I Can’t Believe I Am An Adult and I DON’T Have a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed

Don’t get me wrong. I had an AWESOME Christmas. I received a Key Foods gift card (New York City’s version of the Market Basket, though still way more expenisve), deodorant, a sweater, and man more great things. But the one thing I did NOT receive is a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.

That's exactly what I want to do in my bed. Play board games with kids!

That’s exactly what I want to do in my bed. Play board games with kids!

How can I call myself an adult???

Growing up I was convinced of a few things. One, I would marry Brandon Walsh. Two, I would have an affair with Dylan McKay. And three, I would own a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed because who does not want to eat, drink, and watch tv in your bed at the SAME TIME!

AND YOU GET A FREE ALARM CLOCK TELEPHONE COUPON!

Instead, I ordered my bed from 1-800-Mattress. I did get a pillow top, so I’m slightly fancy.

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3 Responses to I Can’t Believe I Am An Adult and I DON’T Have a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed

  1. Katie W. says:

    Growing up I always wanted Punky Brewster’s bed. I thought it was the coolest thing… Not gonna lie, I still do. I used to try to break my bed to make it like her wagon bed!

  2. thedvrfiles says:

    Preach! I would have been happy with Punky’s great fashion style.

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