Ugh, it’s BACK. Ugh ugh ugh. My favorite show to hate watch returns this weekend. Yes, I’m talking about Girls.

And let’s face it, these girls probably wears Uggs all the time. Another reason to hate on them. Oh how I do love a homophone.

It breaks my heart to admit that I’ll watch (that is, when I’m not busy devouring my free Showtime). I am a bit curious if Adam and Hannah are still together, if Jessa is still British and married, and if Shoshanna is now a raging slut. And most important of all, will Brian Williams’ daughter masturbate onscreen again?

Tune in this Sunday at 9/8c to find out!!!