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Don’t Come Around Here No More, If You Want To Be Warm!

Soooooo . . . I live in New York City because I enjoy being broke and single. It’s so much fun! And the best part is that right now it is SO cold that all I can do is sit … Continue reading

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Is Sofia Vergara Sad or Self Aware? You Decide!

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Sofia Vergara. Her modest and demure take on life in the biz is so refreshing in this age of over exposure. Sofia gets it. She’s a hot babe who also happens to … Continue reading

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A Donkey and a Stallion Walk Into a Bar . . . Whose Ass Do You Want?

Hello kidz. There are many really important debates in life. Which Dick was the better Darrin on Bewitched? Does Nicole Kidman use Botox or baby’s blood for her smooth, wrinkle-free forehead? Do you get a better workout from a Skip-It or … Continue reading

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Did Beyonce Lip Sync the National Anthem? I Blame it on the Rain.

President Obama was inaugurated into his second term as President of the USA  on Monday and Beyonce sang the national anthem . . . or did she? Ugh, do I care? Confesh: Sort of. There is just something so holier … Continue reading

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My New Year’s Resolution is to Get in Shape, Girl!

Confesh: I drank WAY too much during the holidays. And after the holidays. And because I’m running a marathon in less than four weeks, I really need to get in shape, girl! I bet I can get really strong as … Continue reading

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Where Are My Socially Conscious Songs on MTV?

Do you ever dream about watching MTV in the 1980s? You’d get to watch these things like music videos and see these neat people called VJs, like Downtown Julie Brown and Martha Quinn. Ah, those were the days. Perhaps the … Continue reading

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Where The DVR Files Began: Valentine’s Day 2007

Soooooo . . . I should be waiting to post this on Valentine’s Day, but what’s the point, you deserve to hear my story now. See, back in 2007 there was this awesome website called Myspace. You could post really … Continue reading

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Will the Most Excellent Lincoln Please Stand Up?

So, everyone is all about Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln in Steven Spielberg’s latest comedy Lincoln. Day-Lewis won the Golden Globe for Best Actor and has been nominated for an Oscar. Odds are that he will win. HOWEVER, I prefer ANOTHER … Continue reading

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Happy Inauguration and Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!

Confesh: I am a terrible American today. I woke up this morning thinking Hallelujah, no work! Did I care that President Obama was being inaugurated for his second term? Did I care that today is a day to celebrate the … Continue reading

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Brian Williams’ Daughter Does Not Masturbate in Public Bathrooms, Lena Dunham is “Thin for, like, Detroit.”

It’s no secret how I feel about Girls. While I am backed up on my DVR and have yet to see last week’s season premiere, I have been begrudgingly following them in the news. First, the show won a Golden Globe … Continue reading

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