Soooooo . . . I live in New York City because I enjoy being broke and single. It’s so much fun! And the best part is that right now it is SO cold that all I can do is sit inside and drink cheap wine and watch tv. Lucky me!

So many choices, and only $3 a piece!

Now, one of the things that makes me happy this time of year is imagining things that can’t possibly come true, ie a reconciliation between Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes, Kim Zolciak getting her tubes tied, etc. Along those lines, I would love to visit a really cool alternate universe, a la Fraggle Rock. What better place than the wacky world featured in the video for Tom Petty’s hit song “Don’t Come Around Here No More”? I’d be happy just to be a toadstool at this point. Liz in Wonderland indeed!