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Alec Baldwin and Wife Are Expecting a Child (And Hopefully not a Thoughtless Little Piglet)

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone, or as I like to call it, Happy VD Day! Because if you’re single and alone as I am, you have very little chance of catching a sexually transmitted disease. Woohoo! As I eagerly await for … Continue reading

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Meadow Soprano is Pregnant. What Will Tony Do?

Oh my God guys. Meadow Soprano is pregnant. With her fiance’s baby. Out of wedlock. Will there be a shotgun wedding to appease the very moral father of the future bride, Tony Soprano? In truth, of course, Meadow is just … Continue reading

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Please Help Me Solve This Mysterious Mystery: Why in the WORLD Would Sports Illustrated Put Kate Upton on Their Cover Again?

People Mag addresses the most important question of the day when they explain WHY Sports Illustrated would POSSIBLY put Kate Upton on the cover for the second year in a row. Hmmmm, I wonder why! Could it be, dare I … Continue reading

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I Miss Hugh Downs

So today I was thinking about some of my favorite shows from childhood. Yes to the obvious, like The Golden Girls, Full House (I was young), and Mr. Belvedere, but I also adored the sh– out of newsmagazines like West 57th, Saturday Night … Continue reading

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People Will Still Pay to See the New Kids on the Block, Proving They Do Have the Right Stuff

I grew up in the suburbs of Boston, as if you didn’t know that because I only mention it 58 times a week. At any rate, there was this boy band that hailed from nearby that everyone just ADORED. The … Continue reading

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Milli Vanilli Put A Black Cloud Over My Head for Anything Grammy Related. Until Now.

The Grammys were on last night. I DVR’ed them and watched it piecemeal, so my tweets were about two hours behind everyone’s. How retro! I only started watching the Grammys again last year after a 22 year hiatus. Why, you … Continue reading

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If This Was the Year 1991 and I was Home from School for a Snow Day, I would be Watching Classic Concentration Right Now

Everyone is always Alex Trebek, that Canadian is so great on Jeopardy. And while I agree, I think he was at his REAL peak from the years 1987-1991 when he hosted the game show Classic Concentration which aired weekdays at 10:30a … Continue reading

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Like Game of Thrones? Then Read David Benioff

Oh hello all. Did you know that in addition to watching 86 hours of television a week, I read at least one book? I am a very literary, brilliant person. Just wanted to point that out if it ever gets … Continue reading

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Daryl BETTER Be Back This Sunday

Oh Sweet Jesus, is anyone worried for this Sunday? The Walking Dead returns to my favorite basic cable network AMC* which is AWESOME but the scary part is that Daryl Dixon, egads, is captured in Woodbury . . . by Brandi … Continue reading

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I Would Win the Sh– Out of Price Is Right

One of the great things about being an independent adult is you know about fun stuff like FSAs, electrical bills, and the price of tuna. That’s why I really need to be on The Price Is Right. Hot damn, I … Continue reading

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