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I Dream of Living in a Genie Bottle
That Barbara Eden has all the luck. Not only did she get to presumably bang the man that would become J.R. Ewing, she all got to live in a super cool genie bottle on her very own tv show I Dream … Continue reading
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Before She Was Gone With The Wind Fabulous, Kenya Moore Just Wanted to Help Kids
Everyone knows that Kenya Moore won Miss USA NOT Miss Congeniality. But do we know HOW she won? Well, Dick Clark does. Because she answered his question in the Miss USA pageant! What a lucky man he was that he … Continue reading
People Who Should Have a Baby Together: R.L. Stine and V.C. Andrews
Oh my God, can you imagine if teen horror writer R.L. Stine and Southern Gothic incest fan/novelist V.C. Andrews made a baby together??? It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it! This coupling is slightly problematic, of course. One, R.L. … Continue reading
Mentos Not Only Give You Fresh Breath, They Give You Genius Bursts of Energy!
And probably cavities too, as they are made of sugar, glucose syrup, hydrogenated coconut oil, gelatin and other fun stuff. But who cares because they make you COOL.
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Remember When M&M’s Weren’t Annoying?
The 1980s were a simpler time in many ways but perhaps the important one is that we didn’t have so many goddamn annoying M&M’s! Don’t get me wrong, I still like to eat an M&M every now and then. My … Continue reading
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March 13, 2012: A Date That Will Live in Infamy
March 13, 2012 was a sad day in some ways and a great day in others. Sad Day: Jennie Garth announced that she and Peter Facinelli were divorcing after eleven years of marriage. Great Day: The DVR Files was born! … Continue reading
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This Is Going To Make You Cry
Okay, the theme of the week for The DVR Files is either birth or death. First I’ve talked about a bunch of hypothetical babies that should have been born to Justin and Kelly, Brandon and Emily, and Mary Anne and … Continue reading
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Where’s The Love? With the Hanson Brothers and Their Wives
MMMBop! Those Hanson brother sure know to make babies! You see, middle brother Taylor (the hot one) and his wife Natalie recently welcomed their FIFTH child to their brood and named her Wilhelmina. People magazine asked Natalie to explain why … Continue reading
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People Who Should Have Babies Together: Mary Anne Spier and Logan Bruno
Everyone knows that Mary Anne Spier, secretary of The Baby-sitters Club since 1986, has NEVER made a mistake when scheduling an all important appointment in Stoneybrook, CT, located in Fairfield County near the big city of Stamford. After her mother passed … Continue reading
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More People Who Should Have a Baby Together: Sam Merlotte and Teen Wolf
Okay, continuing in the popular series “People Who Should Have Babies Together” (Jason Priestley’s a fan, by the way), let’s explore my latest coupling. Sam Merlotte and Scott Howard, AKA Teen Wolf. Okay, there are many logistical issues keeping Sam … Continue reading
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