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So this weekend all of you cool kids were all who cares about Memorial Day. Who cares about people sacrificing their lives for their country because you were about to sacrifice your SLEEP so you could stay up all night … Continue reading →

As we all know by now, Amanda Bynes was arrested Thursday night for reckless endangerment. But of course she denies EVERYTHING, via Tweet: Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one … Continue reading →

Tomorrow kicks off the unofficial beginning of summer because it is Memorial Day Weekend. And you know what THAT means . . . . It’s Popsicle time! I don’t need any of those fancy natural fruit flavor ones that have … Continue reading →

Sometimes you don’t have time to go to the gym so you head to the nearest parking lot to get a good workout. Car hoods are just PERFECT for splits! And honest to God, I would not have known this … Continue reading →

Sometimes when you come from work you just want to eat. Mac and cheese would take too long. Who wants to waste time boiling water? Your other option is a peanut butter and jelly sammy, but you ate one of … Continue reading →

If Hollywood were high school, and broadcast television were yearbooks (work with me here), then Patrick Dempsey would be voted “Most Improved.” And I’m not even talking about how he paid Cindy Mancini a thousand bucks to pretend to be … Continue reading →

My first foray into online dating was (-) years ago via the always reliable Craigslist. I opened it up under a fake email account for which I can no longer remember the user name and password (this was in the … Continue reading →

As the weather gets hotter, you are probably going to want to drink a tasty, cool, refreshing beverage. Hmmmm, shall I call this guy? Nahhhh, Kool-Aid is much too much work. You have to make it yourself and everything. I … Continue reading →

Let’s pretend you exist in a world where high school was fun because boys asked you out like all the time. In fact, you had your choice of prom dates because soooo many handsome young men thought you were gorge, … Continue reading →