Tomorrow kicks off the unofficial beginning of summer because it is Memorial Day Weekend. And you know what THAT means . . . .

It’s Popsicle time!

It’s on.

I don’t need any of those fancy natural fruit flavor ones that have real  juice and stuff. Nope, just give me the high fructose corn syrup ones that come in red, purple, and root beer. I’ll wash it down with a Quarter Water.

God’s Nectar

But WHATEVER you do, do NOT give me an orange Popsicle. I’d rather eat a Toaster Strudel.

I don’t care if it has frosting, it’s still the poor man’s Pop Tart.

An orange Creamsicle, on the other hand, I can get behind.