Tomorrow kicks off the unofficial beginning of summer because it is Memorial Day Weekend. And you know what THAT means . . . .
It’s Popsicle time!
I don’t need any of those fancy natural fruit flavor ones that have real juice and stuff. Nope, just give me the high fructose corn syrup ones that come in red, purple, and root beer. I’ll wash it down with a Quarter Water.
But WHATEVER you do, do NOT give me an orange Popsicle. I’d rather eat a Toaster Strudel.
An orange Creamsicle, on the other hand, I can get behind.