I Would Let This Cop Sexually Harass Me

As we all know by now, Amanda Bynes was arrested Thursday night for reckless endangerment. But of course she denies EVERYTHING, via Tweet:

Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.

Not sure what she is talking about, but whatevs. What I DO know is these are the cops who  arrested her. New York’s Finest INDEED!

You have the right to bear my children.

Being surrounded by two hot strong men is my fantasy. Anyone else?

And Amanda needs to stop saying that the bong was indeed a vase. It doesn’t matter. If you throw ANY kind of object out of a New York City apartment, heck out of ANY apartment, you could really hurt someone, dumb ass. I should know. I was once the victim of an assault with a deadly weapon. Water balloon.


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