So this weekend all of you cool kids were all who cares about Memorial Day. Who cares about people sacrificing their lives for their country because you were about to sacrifice your SLEEP so you could stay up all night and watch Arrested Development on Netflix, as they were releasing 15 new episodes at the stroke of midnight on May 26.
Truth be told, I never watched Arrested Development when it originally aired from 2003-2006, and I have a very good reason why. See, I had this roommate who was kind of a tool and he was so obsessed with all things Bluth that I refused to watch it on principle. Stupid of me? Possibly, because I am still not 100% sure what “never nude” means, except that it is a state in which I hope I never find my brother or parents.
That said, I hate missing out on a pop culture moment and lucky for me IFC is showing reruns of Arrested Development. Bandwagon jumper? Yup. But so are all you geeks who went to the Banana Stand when you could have just frozen one at home.
So, as a recent convert, what is an episode that I need to watch? What is the greatest moment in Arrested Development history? Has Jason Bateman finally topped his role in Teen Wolf Too? Is that even possible???