If Hollywood were high school, and broadcast television were yearbooks (work with me here), then Patrick Dempsey would be voted “Most Improved.” And I’m not even talking about how he paid Cindy Mancini a thousand bucks to pretend to be his girlfriend for a month.

I can’t believe some jerk spilled red wine all over this sweet suede number! Good thing Ronald Miller is a sucker.

Nope, I’m talking about how Patrick Dempsey went from this:

Turtlenecks are cool!

To THIS:

Yes please!

I don’t even watch Grey’s Anatomy, but I’ll tell you this: I would DEFINITELY order a pizza with extra anchovies from him now. 

Dancing lessons, however, I could do without. Even if it IS the African Anteater Ritual.