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Well There Goes My Interest in Horse Racing!

First Luck was cancelled, now this! I’ll have another beer, please, since I need to weep away my sorrows now that tomorrow night I will NOT be watching I’ll Have Another race in the Belmont Stakes, because homecolt has a swollen tendon … Continue reading

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If Child Actors Had a Yearbook, Would ANYONE Get Voted Most Likely to Succeed, as I did in 8th grade?

(After an intense campaign, I should add, that nearly cost me three friends. I was so manipulative back then!) At any rate, this blog is not called the Liz Files, it’s called The DVR Files, so let’s get to the … Continue reading

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Miley, Why???

Miley Cyrus, we have to talk. I’m richer than you’ll ever be bitches! This morning I read on People.com that you are engaged to actor Liam Hemsworth, a cute Australian actor who has starred in such sexy sounding movies and tv … Continue reading

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Retiring at 20: The Shawn Johnson Story

Sports are a really cool thing to watch on tv. You get to see athletic people perform really neat and incredible feats with their bodies. Sometimes they inspire you. Or sometimes they may drive you to the freezer to get … Continue reading

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It’s A Small Wonder He’s a Failure Considering He Has a ROBOT for a sister!

I mean, how do you top that? Former child actor Jerry Supiran would certainly like to know! You’re probably all, who the hell is Jerry Supiran, if you’re too lazy to clink on the hyperlink above. Well, Jerry starred as Jamie … Continue reading

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. . . But Seriously, this is my favorite Phil Collins video of all time

Life is full of tough decisions, but I dare you to think of one harder than this . . . if you were stranded on a desert island with an Ipad that could play just one Phil Collins video on … Continue reading

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Isn’t she a baby?

Okay, I know I shouldn’t care since I don’t even watch the show (though I do DVR it!) but I admit I was just a WEE bit creeped out when I found out that Ace Young proposed to fellow American … Continue reading

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A Very Special Sad Episode

The 1980s were great for many reasons, including fashion plates, Colorforms, and of course Trapper Keepers. The 1980s were also great for their attention to serious issues. Especially the tv shows that featured Very Special Episodes. There were so many … Continue reading

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Best ending of a tv show, ever?

Okay, I have been so busy sleuthing it up for you because as we know nothing is confidential in The DVR Files. So this is going to be a quickie, just like sex on prom night (not that I would … Continue reading

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Nick Stahl Did Not Pull a Boner

Warning: This is a REALLY insensitive post. Sue me. Actually, please don’t because I have nothing to give you but a solar powered calculator and a leftover bag of candy penises from my 30th birthday. At any rate–by now we … Continue reading

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