Okay, I know I shouldn’t care since I don’t even watch the show (though I do DVR it!) but I admit I was just a WEE bit creeped out when I found out that Ace Young proposed to fellow American Idol alum Diana DeGarmo LIVE on the Season 11 Finale last night. Isn’t she like 12? And isn’t he 48? I mean, in the age of Courtney Stodden marrying that guy from Lost I GUESS I shouldn’t be THAT shocked, but still.

Her boobs are straight out of the 1980s which is strange considering she was born in 1994. Allegedly.

Now, before I get sued for slander or libel (too lazy to look it up), turns out that Diana is actually 24 and Ace is 31, so it’s not THAT bad, but I remember when she was a 16 year old on season 3 (though she always looked about 42) and Ace looks like he should be traveling the country giving advice on new age medicine, or singing at Real Ho’wives of Bev Hill’s children’s fifth birthday parties. Maybe that works for them, what do I know. Mazel tov!