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Shaun White is Not One of the Sexiest Olympians of All Time
And it’s NOT because he has red hair! I love a ginge as much as anyone, especially because I am one! But I am NOT a fan of people trashing hotels, ever. Not even if you’re Johnny Depp and it … Continue reading
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Lindsay Lohan is Fully Loaded with Delusions
Okay, one thing that is absolutely shocking in life, besides Khloe Kardashian’s career, is that I have NEVER written about Lindsay Lohan and her island of misfit family in The DVR Files. I hold true to the theory that you … Continue reading
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I hope all my Jewish friends got tickets to go to temple!
Shalom and Happy New Year to all my friends who are members of the tribe! I just hope you didn’t have to spend a lot on tickets to High Holiday services like our boy Larry David! GOD, I wish … Continue reading
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Whatever Happened to 1980s Icon Barret Oliver???
One of the things I love most about you, my loyal readers, is that y’all are pop culture whores, just like me! It is SUCH a relief that there are other people in the world who care about Ryan Reynolds’ … Continue reading
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I am SO Upset that Mario Lopez is ALMOST off the Market!
Oh my God, I DON’T know what I am going to do! A.C. Slater is getting married, and it’s NOT to Jessie Spano. Nope, Mario Lopez is marrying longtime girlfriend Courtney Mazza, the mother of his super cute two-year-old daughter … Continue reading
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Tom Coughlin Looks Like My Dad
As a Patriots fan who doesn’t really understand football-hey, at least I can admit it!–I was just a BIT disappointed in today’s loss to the Arizona Cardinals, which I had to watch stop-motion style on my computer since New York … Continue reading
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Woah woah here he comes . . . Andrew Kelley Simons is a Maneater!
So last week I bragged to you that my brother was a Talented Person, which runs in the family, in case you were wondering. And then THIS week, the world agreed that he is also a talented singer/songwriter, as decided by … Continue reading
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The Golden Girls Need a Price Check!
Sooooo . . . it’s Friday which means it’s the WEEKEND which means that you should drink a lot and if you’re lucky knock boots with someone cute. But please, always be prepared, just like my bitches Dorothy, Blanche, and … Continue reading
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Kriss Kross Are Fashion Icons
The other day I was leaving my apartment to go to work and I thought to myself, you know what would be really fun? Wearing my cardigan backwards! Sure, it would be hard to button up, but it would look … Continue reading
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I never did like to eat Sweet Pickles!
But read them, yes! Which child of the 1980s did not dream about their mom ordering them Sweet Pickles because she loved them enough to be smart? I was so jealous because the only Sweet Pickles book I got was a copy … Continue reading
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