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Well, THIS is a bummer for old school Beverly Hills, 90210 fans. Kelly Taylor and Steve Sanders have like zero chance of ever getting together, because Ian Ziering–the actor who played Steve–is expecting a second child with his wife Erin. I GUESS … Continue reading →

Oh this is rich. Emma Roberts, Nancy Drew and the 21-year-old actress niece of Julia Roberts, paid homage to her aunt’s classic role as a hooker by dressing up for Halloween as Vivian Ward from Pretty Woman with her boyfriend Tate from American … Continue reading →

Oh my God Pauly D and Vinny left the Jersey Shore to come to New York City this week! Normally–this would be the kind of thing where not a single f— was given . . . BUT this time I have to … Continue reading →

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel must be wiping their brows while uttering “Phew!” because Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger just endorsed their marriage! Patti, who used to sport bangs that doubled as a helmet, is the ultimate expert on love and looks. … Continue reading →

Originally posted on The DVR Files:
I absolutely HAVE to interrupt my Emmy predictions to bring you this breaking news: Lena Headey–the actress who plays Queen Bitch Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones–has filed for divorce from her husband of a…

I got glasses for the first time twenty years ago when I was, er, 4. That’s right. 4. (Okay, I was actually 13, but whatevs). “Glasses will make you look smart,” my mom told me. Well, gee, thanks. I AM … Continue reading →

Two months ago, I thought I found Rudy’s friend Peter from the The Cosby Show on an episode of Louie. Alas–it was not him–but apparently I am not the only person obsessed with the adorable chubby silent type as the post … Continue reading →

So yesterday I talked about how much I would love to chug a bottle of Schmitts Gay on a hot summer day. Today, I would prefer dousing my mashed potatoes in Crystal Gravy! Again, I can’t actually post the video, … Continue reading →

Boo F—ing Hoo. Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria have broken up. And I had just declared him the best QB in the Pats vs the Jets! I mean, Tom Brady is way better, but Mark is the bigger stud! And … Continue reading →

LeAnn Rimes is at it again. After one million bikini photos, several Twitter wars, a 30th birthday where she boasted how AMAZING HER LIFE IS, and rehab for “stress,” the bitch is trying to get our sympathy AGAIN. This Thursday … Continue reading →