Boo F—ing Hoo. Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria have broken up.

I did not see this one coming AT ALL.

And I had just declared him the best QB in the Pats vs the Jets! I mean, Tom Brady is way better, but Mark is the bigger stud! And I loved that he dated an older woman!

I wonder who Eva will go after next. She likes them young. And probably not virgins, so no Tim Tebow.