LeAnn Rimes is at it again.

After one million bikini photos, several Twitter wars, a 30th birthday where she boasted how AMAZING HER LIFE IS, and rehab for “stress,” the bitch is trying to get our sympathy AGAIN.

This Thursday she’ll be on Katie Couric’s eponymous show Katie where she explains, “People look at you and go, ‘Why are you struggling?’ … No one can quite understand why you hurt so badly.”

You know why? Because of this:

Look at me!

And this:

Not staged at all!

And finally this:

I look so natural!

Look, LeAnn–you are right. you might be very sad and hurt inside. I get it. But you know what? You haven’t made yourself very sympathetic. You ruined your first marriage. You ruined someone else’s marriage. And you would NOT. SHUT. UP. In fact–I imagine you send out more tweets than you eat in calories every day.

So please, go under that rock, stat.

End/rant.