I absolutely HAVE to interrupt my Emmy predictions to bring you this breaking news: Lena Headey–the actress who plays Queen Bitch Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones–has filed for divorce from her husband of a whopping five years, musician Peter Loughran.

Let’s be honest–I can’t believe HE didn’t file first! Yeah, yeah, I know she’s an actress and not actually Cersei in real life, but I’d still be worried if I was the one who put a ring on it. Cersei’s track with record with people in general is not very good. Sure, a Lannister always pays their debts, as Tyrion is apt to point out, but they also may kill you first! Cersei married a frigging KING and wasn’t satisfied–she kept sleeping with her twin brother Jaime who admittedly is a way sexier fox than her hubby King Robert Baratheon but is also way more evil!

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