Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel must be wiping their brows while uttering “Phew!” because Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger just endorsed their marriage!
Patti, who used to sport bangs that doubled as a helmet, is the ultimate expert on love and looks. All this despite not ever having married herself, but that’s neither here nor there. She explains that Justin and Jess are in it for the long haul because they are super old at age 31 and 30, respectively: “These two aren’t naïve spring chickens . . . these two are mature – especially for Hollywood.”
Hey, if it doesn’t work out, Justin and Jessica can BOTH utilize Patti’s service, The Millionaire’s Club, which annoys me not for what it does (match rich losers with trashy golddiggers) but rather because it is grammatically incorrect! Is there just ONE millionaire??? The apostrophe should be AFTER the S! As in The Millionaires’ Club. Gosh.
I’ll shut up now. And don’t say a word if I made any spelling or grammar mistakes in this post.