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What Is It With Hot Cops on My TV?

As an Irish American, it is my sacred duty to like cops. Every Officer Sullivan, Fitzgerald, and Smith (or Sully, Fitzy, and Smitty) could be one of my uncles or cousins or friend on the old block, if I had … Continue reading

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Warning: Reading “The Looming Tower” while watching Breaking Bad May Make You Want to See Puupies

Last week I started watching Breaking Bad because I want to be like every other cool person I know. I also started reading the book The Looming Tower by Lawrence Wright which is about the formation of Al-Qaeda and how it led … Continue reading

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Suri Cruise Has Bangs, and I Know This Because I Clicked on a Link

I feel guilty about quite a few things . . . google stalking my crushes, microwaving Peeps to watch them explode (where is PETA???), thinking Jamie Bell was hot when he starred as Billy Elliot at age 13 . . … Continue reading

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I am Going to be a Beloved, er, “Aunt”

So my brother Andrew and his beautiful fiancee Sara are expecting their first child together, which means I will be an aunt. Yay! Let’s just hope that when I die Andrew doesn’t call me a beloved, er, cunt in my … Continue reading

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“My Girl” will soon be called “My Mom” by Some Lucky Child

I am so happy that Vada Sultenfuss has found peace and love. Nearly 22 years after her best friend Thomas James Sennett was killed by bumblebees in every preteen’s favorite tearjerker My Girl, Vada has announced to the world via People mag … Continue reading

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If You Are/Were a Lesbian, Which Golden Girl Would You Want to Marry?

As the Supreme Court debates the constitutionality of California’s Proposition 8 on gay marriage, the overwhelming support for equality for all has loomed huge on the social media frontier. Yay! And while this makes me super duper duper happy–as it … Continue reading

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Newsflash: Porsha Does NOT Have the Picture Perfect Life

Well, I NEVER. I am utterly shocked, bewildered, just plain SAD that yet another Real Howives marriage has dissolved. This time it is the smartest woman alive, Porsha Stewart, and her husband, retired football player Kordell. They have been married … Continue reading

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The World Needs the 10,000 Maniacs Back

I never watch MTV anymore because I am, you know, an ADULT. But I do wax nostalgic for the days of my adolescence when I’d spend the summer taping videos on my parents’ super reliable Toshiba VCR (that sh– lasted … Continue reading

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The Pressure of Watching Breaking Bad on DVDs

Confesh: I JUST started watching Breaking Bad this weekend. I know, shocking, since I am probably one of the most cutting edge people you know, that I am jumping in FIVE years after a show premiered to finally take it all in. … Continue reading

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Where My Peeps At?

Easter is around the corner, which is great because I gave up sweets for Lent (except after midnight) and I want PEEPS! I am honest to God a card-carrying PAYING member of the Peeps Fan Club. Evidence below. I joined … Continue reading

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