Author Archives: thedvrfiles

Oh to be a kid! You get to do fun things like watch a lot of tv, not clean up after yourself, and bake treats with an Easy-Bake Oven! Sounds awesome! One of the great things about my childhood was … Continue reading →

In today’s edition of “And Not a Single F— Was Given,” we examine the dating life of Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly Stewart and Taylor Swift’s sloppy seconds Harry Styles, who’s in some boy band called One Direction. See, Kimberly, who … Continue reading →

That Jennifer Lopez. Remember when she was catching the subway “on the 6” because she was “Jenny from the block” and needed to get home to her apartment in the Bronx? Nope? Well, no worries, because I think she has … Continue reading →

Next time I bring a gentleman caller home (which is NEVER. I’m a good Catholic girl, y’all), I know JUST what to feed him for breakfast the morning after so that he’ll remember my name. Golden Grahams! Because then we’ll … Continue reading →

WHAT IS GOING ON? Every time I turn on my tv lately, there is a new actor I don’t recognize. “He’s cute,” I say to myself, because I watch TV alone on my couch. “Let me look him up on … Continue reading →

I bet when you read the first four words of this headline you got SO excited. You were all, where IS Carmen Sandiego? I haven’t seen that international criminal mastermind in a WHILE. I fooled you, huh, just like Carmen … Continue reading →

Once upon a time I liked Gwyneth Paltrow. The year was 1995 and she was dating Brad Pitt and had short blonde hair which she OWNED and she smoked cigarettes and she seemed kind of normal, except for that whole … Continue reading →

I am a middle child. That’s my gig, more or less. Sure, I wear other hats. Daughter, comedian, snarky blogger . . . but the relationship that defines me the most is being the younger sister to Katie and the … Continue reading →

So last night I got my latest issue of People magazine, as in the kind with pages that you flip through while sitting on the toilet. TMI? Too bad. I didn’t have to even go far till I found something … Continue reading →