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Celebrity Death Match: KITT or General Lee

So imagine you are granted $3 billion dollars and the only thing you can buy with it are iconic items from 1980s TV shows. Your first purchase, of course, is the house from The Golden Girls. Now that you’ve established a … Continue reading

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Kriss (or Kross) is Dead

Well this is a bummer. Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly from the 1990s rap duo Kriss Kross has been found dead in his apartment at age 34. Cause of death has not been determined. This is tragic on so many levels. One, … Continue reading

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These Douche Commercials Will NEVER GET OLD!

I consider myself to have a pretty good relationship with my mother. I call her every now and then and she sometimes buys me dresses that everyone likes because she has better taste than I do. HOWEVER–as close as we … Continue reading

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It’s Not Unusual To Be Heartbroken That Carlton Banks is Having a Baby With a Lady That is Not Me

Remember when you were little, and you had dreams? And your parents, who hopefully loved you every much, told you to hold onto those dreams because if you wanted them bad enough they would come true? I’ve got news for … Continue reading

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The year is 1990. You Can be On a Game Show Hosted By Chuck Woolery. What Do You Choose?

There are many great debates in life. Bubble Yum vs Hubba Bubba. Blow Pops vs Tootsie Pops. York Peppermint Patties vs Junior Mints. You get the picture. But perhaps the one that causes me the most mental anguish is to … Continue reading

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If You Want To Get a Head Tattoo, You Should Move to New Zealand!

Sooooo . . . who besides me watched the amazing miniseries Top of the Lake on the Sundance Channel? Written by Jane Campion, she of The Piano fame, Lake centered around the search for a missing pregnant 12-year-old in rural New Zealand. Peggy from Mad … Continue reading

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Why Can’t Splash Be About Mermaids???

Mermaid fans–when you first heard about the new TV show Splash did you NOT cry a few tears of joy. “Finally!” you exclaimed, “Tom Hanks’ BEST movie ever is getting the respect it deserves and is being made into a tv … Continue reading

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I Can Bring Back One 1980s Cartoon with Hot Babes . . . What Will It Be?

This is a debate for the ages. God called. He said, “Liz, I give you the power to remake one 1980s cartoon with hot babes. What will it be? You have seven days.” Holy F— God! That’s a tall order! … Continue reading

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The Killing Will Go On

Truth be told, I am NOT a fan of murder. It’s not something that I want to happen to me or any of my loved ones or heck any of my disliked ones, EVEN it means getting interviewed by Keith … Continue reading

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Blonde or Brunette, Round 1: Bo or Luke Duke?

People born before 1990: Do you know who Boss Hogg is? Is Uncle Jesse just a guy on Full House who happens to be friends with the Olsen Twins? Is the General Lee simply an ill-fated Confederate General during the Civil … Continue reading

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