This is a debate for the ages. God called. He said, “Liz, I give you the power to remake one 1980s cartoon with hot babes. What will it be? You have seven days.”
Holy F— God! That’s a tall order! But I’ll rise to the occasion.
Help me decide.
1) She-Ra: Princess of Power
Bish was blonde, powerful, and just happened to be sister to He-Man. Girls liked her because she had long flowing locks, dudes liked her because she wore skimpy outfits.
2) Jem and the Holograms
For those men with punk rock tastes, Jem was your girl. Home girl had pizzazz (but NOT Pizzazz with a capital P–she was in the Misfits) PLUS she could rock out.
3) The Flintstone Kids
Okay, this is not NEARLY as perverted as it looks. Because if we remade The Flintstone Kids they would now be The Flintstone Teens. And we all know how hot Betty turned out. In fact, she was so petite that she couldn’t even be a Flintstones Vitamin for years–her waist was allegedly too tiny!
So what’s your vote? God is waiting!!!