Monthly Archives: September 2013

A Day in the Life of Liz Simons: September 26, 1993

Posted on September 26, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Do you ever wonder what a day in the life of a genius is like? Me too, but Einstein is dead and I don’t possess his journals. HOWEVER, I have the next best thing. The diary from December 28, 1990 … Continue reading →

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Way More Fun Than a Bike

Posted on September 25, 2013 by thedvrfiles

I live in New York City because I enjoy being broke. It’s one of those things. Another great aspect of living in New York is you don’t have to drive anywhere. You can take the subway to all five boroughs … Continue reading →

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Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Life Goes On, But Not For Tommy Puett’s Career

Posted on September 25, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Ladies, tighten your belts because you are going to want to take your pants OFF in one hot second. See? Aren’t you glad I warned you? Because honestly, who the HELL can resist the charms of ripped white jeans and … Continue reading →

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Aaron Paul REALLY Loves His Wife. So Did Tom Cruise.

Posted on September 25, 2013 by thedvrfiles

If you’ve ever wondered what makes me happy, here is a list: Finding a pencil (or pen). Pizza with sausage. Two kinds of ice cream. Knowing a secret. Five different crayons. Being alone every now and then. Coming home again. … Continue reading →

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Is Halle Berry Giving Birth to a Camel?

Posted on September 24, 2013 by thedvrfiles

I am a very shallow person, so as you can imagine I am SUPER excited about the baby boy Halle Berry is about to pop out because it is going to be GORGEOUS! Except . . . where the hell … Continue reading →

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What I Learned From the Emmys, Part 3

Posted on September 24, 2013 by thedvrfiles

It’s been two whole days since the Emmys (well, about 40 hours but tomayto, tomahto) and I continue to be shocked. So let’s carry on. All “Hale” to the second-in-command’s lackey! Tony Hale picked up the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting … Continue reading →

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What We Learned From the Emmys, Part 2

Posted on September 23, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Good news people. I’m back to share part two of my insight of the Emmys last night. Lucky you! So let’s talk about the big shocker of the evening  . . . Modern Family won Outstanding Comedy Series AGAIN! Wow, … Continue reading →

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What We Learned From the Emmys, Part 1

Posted on September 23, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Well, won’t you be shocked to know that despite being gifted with extraordinary taste and timeless beauty, my Emmy predictions were slightly OFF last night. Don’t you fret-we won’t review ALL of them. I have too many other brilliant things … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: The Final Stretch

Posted on September 23, 2013 by thedvrfiles

All right let’s wrap this up pals! Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program Who I Want to Win: Anthony Bourdain, The Taste Who Will Win: Heidi Klum/Tim Gunn, Project Runway Outstanding Reality-Competition Program Who I Want to Win: Two years … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: The Rest of Them

Posted on September 23, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hey kidz-don’t mean to break your hearts but the Emmys have begun so let’s just plow through these the way that Blanche would plow through a football team celebrating at the Rusty Anchor on a Friday night. We’ll talk later. … Continue reading →

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