Hey kidz-don’t mean to break your hearts but the Emmys have begun so let’s just plow through these the way that Blanche would plow through a football team celebrating at the Rusty Anchor on a Friday night.

Blanche Devereaux, my idol.

We’ll talk later. Smooches!

And sorry to break your hearts, but I don’t have time to write out all the nominees. You can find them here.

Buckle up! We’re going for a fast ride.

Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series

• Who I Want to Win: Louie
• Who Will Win: The Office

Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series

• Who I Want to Win: Louie
• Who Will Win: Modern Family

Outstanding Comedy Series

• Who I Want to Win: Louie or 30 Rock
• Who Will Win: Modern Family

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries/Movie (Damn all of them are good!)

• Who I Want to Win: Elisabeth Moss in Top of the Lake (you MUST watch this!!!)
• Who Will Win: Sigourney Weaver in Political Animals

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries/Movie

• Already predicted!

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries/Movie

• Who I Want to Win: Alfre Woodward in Steel Magnolias (Didn’t see it, but it was on LIFETIME!)
• Who Will Win: Ellen Burstyn in Political Animals? I have no idea.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries/Movie

• Who I Want to Win: Rob Lowe in Behind the Candelabra. But he wasn’t nominated. Booooo.

• 

  Robbed!

• Who Will Win: James Cromwell in American Horror Story: Asylum

Outstanding Writing for a Miniseries, Movie, For a Dramatic Special

• Who I Want to Win: Top of the Lake
• Who Will Win: Behind the Candelabra

Outstanding Directing for a Miniseries, Movie, For a Dramatic Special

• Who I Want to Win: Top of the Lake
• Who Will Win: Behind the Candelabra

Outstanding Miniseries or Movie

• Who I Want to Win: Top of the Lake
• Who Will Win: Behind the Candelabra

(Gee. Anyone sense a trend with my picks for miniseries/movie??? WATCH Top of the Lake!!!)

Outstanding Choreography (This is a thing? Huh. Okay, I’ll humor you.)

• Who I Want to Win: Dirty Dancing (not nominated because it’s a movie from 1987)
• Who Will Win: Dancing With the Stars

All right peace out for now. Will finish shortly!!!