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Monthly Archives: July 2013
I’m Back!
Hey all– I KNOW it’s been devastating that I have not posted for a week. I know how hard that has been for you. I truly apologize. See, my computer broke last week. How convenient for a world-class blogger like … Continue reading
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Let’s Go Walk on Sunshine!
Hey kidz- I don’t have much to say today. Lucky you! It must because I feel like I’m walking on sunshine? God I am going to miss Intervention like crazy.
Stop Trying to Make Ireland Baldwin Happen!
Ugh, I admit even I don’t like to make fun of people under 18. But come ON-stop trying to make me care about Ireland Baldwin, 17, because IT WON’T HAPPEN. Honest to God, home girl’s publicist has been working HARD … Continue reading
Posted in And Not a Single F--- Was Given
Tagged Alec Baldwin, Ireland Baldwin, Kim Basinger
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Chris Elliott Did Not Need To Get a Life Because He Was LIVING The Life!
The early 1990s were a GREAT time for paperboys. Between the TV show Get a Life and the Nintendo video game Paperboy, who did NOT want to ride a bike and toss papers onto your neighbors’ lawns? Exercise AND extra cash? … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Chris Elliott, Fox, Get a Life, Nintendo, Paperboy, R.E.M.
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Snack Attack! Give Me a York Peppermint Pattie NOW
One of the best things about living in a place with four seasons is complaining. What, it’s going to be really hot and humid for the months of July and August? You don’t say! This totally only happens every year! … Continue reading
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This Is Not My Canobie
Hey kidz. So yesterday I went to a carnival in my nabe. It was one of those great ones, with shoddy rides, overpriced corn dogs, and carny workers with missing teeth. In other words PERFECT. It got me thinking that … Continue reading
Happy Canada Day!
There’s nothing funny aboot today. Besides being what would have been Princess Di’s 52nd birthday, it is also Canada Day! Woohoo! There are so many great things about Canada, it’s hard to choose just one. So please enjoy my ode … Continue reading
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Tagged Canada, Degrassi, Drake, Jason Priestley, Michael J. Fox, Pamela Anderson, The Guess Who
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Steve Sanders WERKS It!
Beverly Hill, 90210‘s resident jock, Steve Sanders, has still got it. Got WHAT, you ask. A gorgeous mullet? Nope. A beautiful Asian wife? Nay, though he does have a cute white one. SO WHAT IS IT??? Ummmm . . . how … Continue reading