Monthly Archives: February 2013

If This Was the Year 1991 and I was Home from School for a Snow Day, I would be Watching Classic Concentration Right Now

Everyone is always Alex Trebek, that Canadian is so great on Jeopardy. And while I agree, I think he was at his REAL peak from the years 1987-1991 when he hosted the game show Classic Concentration which aired weekdays at 10:30a … Continue reading

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Like Game of Thrones? Then Read David Benioff

Oh hello all. Did you know that in addition to watching 86 hours of television a week, I read at least one book? I am a very literary, brilliant person. Just wanted to point that out if it ever gets … Continue reading

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Daryl BETTER Be Back This Sunday

Oh Sweet Jesus, is anyone worried for this Sunday? The Walking Dead returns to my favorite basic cable network AMC* which is AWESOME but the scary part is that Daryl Dixon, egads, is captured in Woodbury . . . by Brandi … Continue reading

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I Would Win the Sh– Out of Price Is Right

One of the great things about being an independent adult is you know about fun stuff like FSAs, electrical bills, and the price of tuna. That’s why I really need to be on The Price Is Right. Hot damn, I … Continue reading

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Science Was Cool With Mr. Wizard

Oh, the ’80s. You were a great time for nerdy kids, what with your Square One, Speak & Spells, and Alphie the Robot toy. You might be REALLY surprised, but I was one such geeky child. Hard to believe since … Continue reading

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Those Klassy Kardashians Just Can’t Catch a Break! Though I’m Sure They CAN Catch an STD.

Kim Kardashian is such a deep, smart human being that I’m continually amazed by the gems that come out of her mouth. See, Kim is knocked up by fellow class act Kanye West, but unfortch she’s STILL married to that … Continue reading

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Forget the Super Bowl: Purple vs Metallic is the Greatest Sports Rivalry

Let’s be honest, a lot of us watch the Super Bowl for the commercials. This year, truthfully, I barely even did that. I was still sad that my beloved Tom Brady was not playing! At any rate–I am still a … Continue reading

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All American Girl Felicity Screams KGB Spy!

Confesh: I never watched Felicity back in the day. I was actually IN college when it aired and I didn’t need to be reminded me that young, nubile college coeds should be bedding hot British-born actors like Scott Speedman. I was reminded … Continue reading

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I Wish I Had a Car, Because I Could Really Use Some Grey Poupon

As a child growing up, I could not WAIT to get my license. Sure, it would be cool to drive around town, smoking ciggies and chasing boys, but what REALLY excited me was the prospect of borrowing dijon mustard from … Continue reading

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