I know that many of my hundreds of thousands of male readers are big fans of beautiful women. I don’t get it, but whatevs.

A former beauty. How the mighty have fallen.

At any rate, one starlet who is widely regarded as a low budget Angelina Jolie lookalike has just announced that her new career is motherhood since she gave birth to son Noah Shannon in September. That’s right, I’m talking about Megan Fox!

This looks like a cover for a 1991 issue of Teen Magazine.

Megan Fox has starred in monumental movies such as Transformers, Transfomers: Revenge of the Fallen, and of course Robot Chicken DC Comics Special, so we are REALLY going to miss her. At least she gets to go home every day to handsome hubby David Silver, oops I mean Brian Austin Green.