Monthly Archives: October 2012

Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure Olivia Wilde is a lovely person. But one of my pet peeves is when beautiful actresses try to be funny by talking about their cooch. Leave the humor to the real funny ladies honey! … Continue reading →

Oh my F—ing God. Jennifer Aniston is engaged to that guy from Six Feet Under and now she has a huge ring. And not a single f— was given by me. Jennifer Aniston is filthy rich, beautiful, and probably still smokes … Continue reading →

Okay, I know I’ve been absent a few days. You’re probably wondering why. Or possibly not, because you have your own lives and other blogs to read. Whatevs. Well, the truth is I have been in MOURNING. Because Danny DeVito … Continue reading →

And PLEASE people, don’t think I’m referring to TALENT. See, former fly girl Lopez is sporting a giant ring on her left finger, and it’s sprouting rumors that are growing “in living color.” Yes, I know that last part made … Continue reading →

Yo! After I buy a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stock of butter, do you want to come over to my house? My mom will bake us cookies and then we can color in our new … Continue reading →

There was a Presidential Debate last night? Oops, I missed it. I was too busy looking at looking at the sneak attack of the snake in Jon Hamm’s pants. Jon and his friend from the land down under are currently … Continue reading →

It’s not often that I feel sorry for a Dawson’s Creek alum who is not Michelle Williams. But Jesus F—ing Christ. Home girl is just trying to live her life in New York City, and all the world does not give … Continue reading →

I’m talking about her ring, pervs! See, Sofia Vergara continues her mission to alienate her female fans everywhere. In the upcoming issue of Lucky Magazine, explained to us via People.com, she explains to us where to shop for oh so … Continue reading →

Hey kidz– I know it’s been a while since I’ve talked about bikini babe LeAnn Rimes, but that’s because I wanted to give her the tranquility she so deserves after a long day frolicking on the beach. It is so … Continue reading →

I try not to get ever get jealous of people, because we all know the grass is always greener but that could just because they spray painted it. But then I see the stills of Ben Affleck in his latest … Continue reading →