What the F— is Olivia Wilde Talking About?

Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure Olivia Wilde is a lovely person. But one of my pet peeves is when beautiful actresses try to be funny by talking about their cooch. Leave the humor to the real funny ladies honey!

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!

 

See, Olivia Wilde is dating Jason Sudeikis, and she talked about their relationship last night at the “These Girl”s monologue reading in New York, hosted by Glamour magazine (of course). She’s all, I’d rather bang Jason than David Beckham! And I think that’s sweet, you should love the one you’re with. I’m not even being jealous and petty. Yet.

Then she talks about her ex-hubby, an Italian prince, and how after they split “I felt like my vagina died. It just turned off. Lights out.” But then it wanted more attention so she returned to the scene. Okay.

And then she gave me my WTF moment, or maybe it was a Shut the F— Up moment. Hard to tell. On being alone, she observes:

 I don’t want to go back to single life. My liver won’t stand for it. Also, I’m really bad at sexting.

Honey. I’m single. I don’t sext because, uh, who am I going to sext? I leave that up to the couples.

She’s kind of right about the liver part though.

 

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One Response to What the F— is Olivia Wilde Talking About?

  1. Pingback: Olivia Wilde Must Have Gotten Better at Sexting! | The DVR Files

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