Okay, by now it’s old news in the blogosphere but it’s still SUPER important and BIG. It keeps swelling and swelling! Are you standing at attention in an erect position? I hope so, because we need to talk about the heat that Mr. Jon Hamm is packing.

Maybe Jon should change his last name to Sausage?

Damn, Jon’s long term girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt is one lucky lady! No wonder she is no longer “Kissing Jessica Stein!”

In one hundred billion years when human beings are extinct, they’re going to find a fossilized version of Jon Hamm’s pants, because just LOOK at how goddamn clear that imprint is.

Now I need to take a shower, because I feel dirty.