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Will I Understand Boardwalk Empire This Season? Probably Not!

Confession: I am a HUGE fan of HBO shows by default. What can I say, it’s the elitist in me. Sure, I watch PLENTY of low brow shows like Virgin Diaries, Hoarders, and Masterpiece Theater (Upstairs, Downstairs was SO trashy), but … Continue reading

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Could LeAnn Rimes push Kim Kardashian off the Throne as the World’s Biggest Fame Whore?

It’s a lonely place at the top of the Fame Whore Ladder because you know a bitch is always going to want to push you off. We’ve seen it happen with Jill Zarin, Paris Hilton, and now Kim Kardashian’s position … Continue reading

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When Fruit Attacks!

The 1980s were mostly a great time due to revolutionary tv shows such as Puttin’ on the Hits (a precursor to RuPaul’s Drag Race) and innovative furniture like Craftmatic Adjustable beds, but they were also a scary time due to Jimmy Swaggart … Continue reading

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Snooki Has a Baby, and I Have a Bunch of Kale that Won’t Fit in My Fridge

Today I went grocery shopping, because that’s one of the things you do when you are an adult who lives on your own. I made a really cool list of things to buy, such as chicken, beef, watermelon, bacon, and … Continue reading

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The Next Bachelor should be Joe Millionaire!

Okay, I get it. Ryan Lochte is a stud. I have been a BIG supporter of the grill master on this blog because he is such a compassionate, articulate human being who cares so much about a woman’s feelings.   … Continue reading

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If I wanted something fat with flavor, I’d eat bacon!

God who didn’t love THIS commercial in the 1980s???   I STILL hum this jingle 20+ years later. “Skinny sticklets, fat with flavor, Skinny Sticklets taste so fat!” Hehe. You know this would never make it on the air now, … Continue reading

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Is It Too Late to Be Adopted by Tom Cruise? Or Another Famous Rich Person?

Do NOT get me wrong. I am an adult woman born to parents who love me very much. They bought me great toys growing up, like Rainbow Brite dolls and the She-Ra Castle and Rub-a-Dub Doggie. I even like to … Continue reading

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This is going to be a great Lifetime movie!

Do you ever hear about a murder and think to yourself, this will make a really great Lifetime movie/Law & Order episode/Dateline special? Well, the race is on in to see who will get this on tv first in one … Continue reading

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What a Terrible Show!

I bet you read that headline and were all, Liz, I know there is a lot of bad television, but usually you try to stay positive! And you’d be right! See, I tricked you with that headline. What I am … Continue reading

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I’d Like a Pizza With Nothing . . . not!

Speaking of commercials, did anyone else feel like they became bilingual after watching this commercial way back in the day?   Though, must admit, I prefer my pizza with sauce and crust. Now, if I could just find a Storck … Continue reading

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