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The People Have Spoken, And You F’ing LOVE Courtney Stodden
So . . . in the sixth month history of the super well respected blog The DVR Files, the two most popular days have been when I posted about natural beauty Courtney Stodden. Courtney, as we know, is the “18-year-old” … Continue reading
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I Have Faith No More in the MTV Video Music Awards!
Ummmm . . . tonight is the MTV Video Music Awards, now known as the VMAs because why use syllables, and because I’m an adult I don’t care and will not be watching. I will say, once upon a time … Continue reading
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So What Show Are You Most Excited About This Fall???
In this day and age of quick turnaround, I am SO thrilled I didn’t invest more than three hours in, say, The Event, or The River, or Lone Star, because, well, they were cancelled SUPER quickly! I WAS sad that Fox made us … Continue reading
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I Learned It By Watching You. Wanna Share?
The 1980s were a GREAT time for PSAs, as we learned yesterday. But NONE will top this one. Watching this as an adult, don’t you think, God, I wish my parents had been that cool? I was lucky to get … Continue reading
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Will This Mystery Ever be Solved?
Yes, I’m talking about how many kicks does it take to get to the center of a goddamn Tootsie Roll pop. How many f’ing cavities did you get in the 1970s and ’80s trying to figure this out? I … Continue reading
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Did Anyone Else Want Asthma in the 1980s?
Just me? Okay then . . . . While I know it is a quite a disadvantage to have a chronic disease, I wanted asthma SO BAD in the 1980s because I wanted to join Superman’s club Super Stuff, where you … Continue reading
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Human Babies are Okay, I Guess, But It’s Baby Turtles That Rock My World!
I mean, look at them! That said, I adore human babies too! When my friends announce their pregnant, I’m all, call me when you buy them Legos because I will be over all day! So you can imagine my absolute … Continue reading
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Dating a Costar is SO Hard.
Jesus F—ing Christ. Sometimes I hate famous people. Case in point: 23-year-old Nina Dobrev, former teenage mom on Degrassi and current star of the CW series Vampire Diaries reveals that she just could NOT help falling in love with her 33-year-old costar … Continue reading
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Is it Too Late To Watch Sons of Anarchy?
Hey kidz. I am in the midst of a HUGE dilemma. See, I love tv and I also love breathing, eating, sleeping, working (well, that’s debatable) and generally just being alive, you know what I mean? And just like I … Continue reading
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Project Runaway Love
Hey all! This weekend brought a lot of tv watching and even a bit of drinking. Uh oh spaghetti-o! And if you’re Heidi Klum, it also brought allegations of fornicating with the help! Estranged hubby Seal did just that when … Continue reading
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