Hey all!

This weekend brought a lot of tv watching and even a bit of drinking. Uh oh spaghetti-o! And if you’re Heidi Klum, it also brought allegations of fornicating with the help!

You can bodyguard me!

Estranged hubby Seal did just that when he was all, Heidi should have more class than banging her long-term bodyguard, pictured above. I’m paraphrasing, of course. But damn, that’s harsh!

What a bummer. I miss the days when Heidi would constantly talk about how great her sex life is, like this interview in Glamour in June, 2011: “My husband and I just had a “sexy week” in London. I’d put on a super-short skirt with a garter belt on underneath so that when I’d sit, he could see it. It’s fun to sauce it up a little bit.”

Me think the lady doth protest too much. That said, it’s a bummer because there are four kids involved and I liked them as a couple. I guess dreams do fade away.