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And the Winner Is . . . but first . . . can I get an Amen?
Okay folks, sorry for my absence yesterday. I know you were eagerly anticipating my selection for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, but I was just a LITTLE too distraught to write yesterday as one of my favorite lead … Continue reading
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And the Winner Is . . . Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Hey all! I’m baaaaack! And today we are going to continue my mission in predicting who will win the Emmys. Yesterday I selected Curb Your Enthusiasm for Outstanding Comedy Series. Today, the big question is who will win Outstanding Lead Actress in … Continue reading
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And the Winner Is . . . .
Hey folks. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve written. Well, 3 days. Whoops. I had a really busy week with a couple comedy shows and that thing I call work. Bummer, I know. But we have a … Continue reading
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Beware of Tate, Emma! Remember what happened to Violet???
Okay, so I don’t REALLY care what Emma Roberts does. Home girl is rich, has famous relatives, and is more than ten years younger than me. Bitch doesn’t need my advice, she’s doing just fine, thankyouverymuch. HOWEVER, my beloved bible … Continue reading
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Little Rhody Has Hit the True Crime Big Time!
I am absolutely NOT a fan of murder. It would be a terrible thing to happen to me! However, I AM a fan of people from Rhode Island, and also shows ABOUT murder. So, when you combine the two I … Continue reading
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Short Hair is Not a Curse, Anne!
Oh Jesus F—ing Christ. Anne Hathaway was super sad after she cut her hair to star as ho Fantine in Les Miserables. Yeah, yeah, I know Anne isn’t a tv star. I don’t think I’ve ever even DVR’ed anything she’s been … Continue reading
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George Clooney–Come Back to TV!
That George Clooney, he sure is a talented actor! And so handsome too! He’s won an Oscar, he dates hot chicks, and he owns a villa in Rome! And did you know he was raised Catholic just like this girl??? … Continue reading
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Que lastima! Sofia Vergara MAY be off the market!
Well here’s bad news for horny boys, horny old men, and horny lesbians everywhere-Sofia Vergara MAY be engaged to politician wannabe and otherwise average looking guy Nick Loeb. Sofia’s Mexican-based rep denies it, but she was seen celebrating her 40th birthday … Continue reading
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Louie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
So . . . today was one of those days for me. One, it was Monday, and I hadn’t been to work since Thursday. Two, I took NyQuil after 5am because I couldn’t fall asleep so I was drowsy at work. … Continue reading
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Mad about Matlock!
Bad news for fans of crime television starring senior citizens. Andy Griffith has died! Yes, I know it’s been a few days but it’s taken me some time to process. The man was 86, so he had a nice, long life. Even though Griffith … Continue reading
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