Author Archives: thedvrfiles

Hey! Are you a “LEG ONLY, MALE AMPUTEE?” Yes? Well, then you’re in luck! Game of Thrones needs YOU! See, the popular HBO show is getting set to film their third season, and there’s this massacre called the Red Wedding where lots … Continue reading →

Well, I can sleep better now. Nick Lachey, the man who has never met a reality show he has not loved (Clash of the Choirs, Stars Earn Stripes, The Sing-Off, and there are MORE!), announced to People mag that his … Continue reading →

Sadness is in the water this week. First Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman separate, and now Webster’s dad George Papadapolis has died! As a child of the ’80s, I grew up adoring Webster  and always dreamed that if I were an … Continue reading →

Hey all. How are you? Have any plans tonight? I do! Not to brag or anything, but I have a date.  And who is the lucky guy, you ask? Oh, just a bunch of hot firemen from the Windy City. … Continue reading →

I bet ladies will be lining up at the sidelines after Kim Kardashian’s former piece–and Super Bowl winner–Reggie Bush announced that he’s “pretty excited” to be a dad after knocking up his current piece–a low budget Kim Kardashian lookalike (but … Continue reading →

Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure Olivia Wilde is a lovely person. But one of my pet peeves is when beautiful actresses try to be funny by talking about their cooch. Leave the humor to the real funny ladies honey! … Continue reading →

Oh my F—ing God. Jennifer Aniston is engaged to that guy from Six Feet Under and now she has a huge ring. And not a single f— was given by me. Jennifer Aniston is filthy rich, beautiful, and probably still smokes … Continue reading →

Okay, I know I’ve been absent a few days. You’re probably wondering why. Or possibly not, because you have your own lives and other blogs to read. Whatevs. Well, the truth is I have been in MOURNING. Because Danny DeVito … Continue reading →

And PLEASE people, don’t think I’m referring to TALENT. See, former fly girl Lopez is sporting a giant ring on her left finger, and it’s sprouting rumors that are growing “in living color.” Yes, I know that last part made … Continue reading →

Yo! After I buy a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stock of butter, do you want to come over to my house? My mom will bake us cookies and then we can color in our new … Continue reading →