Author Archives: thedvrfiles

Call me Job because God is REALLY testing me by shutting down my cable and Internet for a whole week. First world problems? You betcha! But still . . . it has been TORTURE missing all my shows this week! … Continue reading →

Another day, another dollar less going towards my cable bill as my Internet, phone, and DVR are still down. The horror, the horror! But honestly–I would give it up ALL up for a whole other week if we could bring … Continue reading →

I know you are all sitting brokenhearted at home just waiting for the next update from The DVR Files. “Liz,” you are moaning, “Come back to us!” I am SO sorry for your broken heart. And I’m even sorrier for … Continue reading →

Hey kidz– As many of you know it’s been really crazy in New York City this week. I was fortunate enough to be largely unaffected by Hurricane Sandy. My power stayed on, I caught up on all my shows, I … Continue reading →

One of the greatest tragedies of the world, besides suspending the production of OK Soda, is that I am not a rock star. The fact that I have zero musical talent is neither here nor there. And trust me, I … Continue reading →

Hey all! It’s nighttime on Halloween! I hope you are having a SPOOKtacular time! I know I am . . . after all, I’m spending it with the Midnight Society. For all you American and Canadian kids who never babysat … Continue reading →

So today is Halloween. Yippie skippie! Because I am so passionate about this pagan holiday, I bought four bags of candy to give out to trick or treaters, and only the good sh–, because I don’t want anyone egging my … Continue reading →

Well color me SHOCKED. Real Ho’Wife of Atlanta and actual successful actress–she’s currently starring on The New Normal–NeNe Leakes was spotted shopping at Target in West Hollywood. This is too much. And are we surprised? She got mad at her … Continue reading →

I don’t wear Chic Jeans!   I don’t even know where I can buy them anymore! Maybe I’ll just go out and buy a pair of Bugle Boys instead?

Since tomorrow is Halloween, I wanted to research my all time favorite costume. Nope, I’m talking about Rose Petal, who I dressed up as a six-year-old in 1985. Rose Petal was pretty cool. She lived in a pail with her … Continue reading →