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Is Another Fake Baby on the Way for Beyonce?
Let’s be honest here. I am sure Beyonce is a nice person. I want to be her friend. She’s rich and pretty and can buy anything she wants. How awesome is that! However, there are a few things that annoy … Continue reading
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Prince Harry Should Visit My Apartment While He Is in NYC
I’m still always surprised Prince Harry turned out to be the hot one. But life is full of twists, like Honey Boo Boo’s successful career at age 7. And now Prince Harry is going to be in New York City … Continue reading
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Barbara Walters is Retiring? Say it Ain’t So.
Well this is no good. Today on The View Barbara Walters is set to announce her 2014 retirement. I am in a PANIC. See, I have two goals in life. One, I want to make People Magazine’s annual list of the … Continue reading
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Who is Your Favorite TV Mom?
Happy Mother’s Day! Unfortunately, my mom and I are not spending the day together (booooo) but at least I have Downton Abbey Season 2 on DVD to keep me entertained. So this day got me thinking, who are the best TV moms … Continue reading
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Kingston and Zuma Rossdale are Too Cool For Me
You know you’ve hit a low point in your life when two children under the age of 7 give you an inferiority complex. Goddamn Kingston and Zuma Rossdale. You are too cool! Now, I have “no doubt” that these kidz … Continue reading
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Why YES That IS the Adorable Precocious Kid From Love Actually on Game of Thrones
It’s been 10 years since the movie Love Actually was released in theaters and it is still one of my favorite movies. Especially because of this super adorable kid named Sam. Sam, however, was going through a tough time. First his … Continue reading
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Chubby Sidekicks Rule!
I am a person who likes people. It comes in handy in life, as one of the aspects of daily living is interacting with human beings. Some of my favorite people in the world are my friends. They’re awesome! And … Continue reading
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The Origins of Drake: From Aubrey Graham to Jimmy Brooks to Rap Superstar
I miss Jimmy Brooks. Jimmy was this really nice all around good kid from Canada who attended Degrassi Community School in Toronto along with this girl, our beloved Nina Dobrev. Unfortch, Jimmy got shot by his classmate Rick. It was … Continue reading
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Attention: The C-List Couple that No One Knew Were Dating Have Broken Up
Well this is sad. Vampire Diaries stars Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. It always breaks my heart when two beautiful, rich people who I don’t know split. If they can’t make it, no one can! And Ian, who is … Continue reading
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This Man Knew a Real Life Hungry Hungry Hippo
Ahhhh, look at the hippo! He is so adorable! I just want to squeeze his cheeks and become his best friend in the whole wide world. The only issue, howevs, is that he is going to grow up to be … Continue reading
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