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Alex Skarsgard and I Would Probably Make a Great Couple. Duh.

My first foray into online dating was (-) years ago via the always reliable Craigslist. I opened it up under a fake email account for which I can no longer remember the user name and password (this was in the … Continue reading

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I’d Like The Purple Stuff, Thank You Very Much

As the weather gets hotter, you are probably going to want to drink a tasty, cool, refreshing beverage. Hmmmm, shall I call this guy? Nahhhh, Kool-Aid is much too much work. You have to make it yourself and everything. I … Continue reading

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Congratulations! You’re Going to the Prom! Which Dress Do You Wear?

Let’s pretend you exist in a world where high school was fun because boys asked you out like all the time. In fact, you had your choice of prom dates because soooo many handsome young men thought you were gorge, … Continue reading

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Heidi Klum is the Lady Sybil of Supermodels

Confesh: I am tardy to the party with Downton Abbey. SO EMBARRASSING. I just started watching a month ago because my parents would not. stop. talking. about. it. Granted, they also can’t stop talking about Two And a Half Men so take … Continue reading

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Where Is Sanjaya?

Confesh: I didn’t watch American Idol this season, though I did DVR it. Since it debuted in the summer of 2002, I’ve caught a few seasons here and there. Well, to be honest, I only watched the auditions. Once they got … Continue reading

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A Trip Down Memory Lane, Baby, One More Time

Remember when MTV used to show videos, and they were actually cool? Ah, those were the days. I am going to assume the tide started turning when I graduated from high school, because that’s when I stopped watching MTV. But … Continue reading

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Tori Spelling is So Subtle

Tori Spelling needs to learn to come out of her shell. After all, the public needs to know what the star of Craft Wars, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Mistle-tones is doing these days because we really, really care. Well, what do … Continue reading

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20 is the New 40!

You always hear people say 50 (or 60, 55, 40, 35, 33, etc) is the new 30. Look at Demi Moore! Look at Cindy Crawford! Look at a bunch of beautiful women who made their career being beautiful women look … Continue reading

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I Can’t Believe I Missed The Bruins Game Last Night

Just call me Judas Iscariot. No, I didn’t kiss Jesus Christ so I could collect 30 silver coins. I did something far, far worse. I missed watching the Bruins last night. This was a game that should not have been missed … Continue reading

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Would You Rather: The Evil Parent Edition

Hey all– Let’s just say a fictional HBO character could adopt you. Oh, and they have to be evil. Who would it be? Tywin Lannister Or Livia Soprano This is a tougher question than you’d think. I imagine your first … Continue reading

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