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Monthly Archives: May 2013
I’m an American Citizen TOO, Reese Witherspoon!
I’ve been following Laura Jeanne “Reese” Witherspoon’s career since 1991, when she starred in the movie The Man in the Moon (not to be confused with Man ON the Moon, the Andy Kaufman biopic starring Jim Carrey). Set in 1957, Reese played … Continue reading
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I Don’t Hate You Because You’re Beautiful Kelly LeBrock, I Hate You Because You Were Married to Steven Seagal!
That Kelly LeBrock was perhaps the most conceited woman to ever walk the planet in the 1980s. “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,” she haughtily said to us as she bounced her luscious mane around. Bish please. I don’t hate … Continue reading
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What We Talk About When We Talk About Love Is NOT The Bachelor
Two of my favorite things in the world are books and TV. I read an average of a book a week because I am a geek, and I watch an average of 82 hours of tv a week because I … Continue reading
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Celebrity Death Match: KITT or General Lee
So imagine you are granted $3 billion dollars and the only thing you can buy with it are iconic items from 1980s TV shows. Your first purchase, of course, is the house from The Golden Girls. Now that you’ve established a … Continue reading
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Kriss (or Kross) is Dead
Well this is a bummer. Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly from the 1990s rap duo Kriss Kross has been found dead in his apartment at age 34. Cause of death has not been determined. This is tragic on so many levels. One, … Continue reading
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These Douche Commercials Will NEVER GET OLD!
I consider myself to have a pretty good relationship with my mother. I call her every now and then and she sometimes buys me dresses that everyone likes because she has better taste than I do. HOWEVER–as close as we … Continue reading
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It’s Not Unusual To Be Heartbroken That Carlton Banks is Having a Baby With a Lady That is Not Me
Remember when you were little, and you had dreams? And your parents, who hopefully loved you every much, told you to hold onto those dreams because if you wanted them bad enough they would come true? I’ve got news for … Continue reading
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The year is 1990. You Can be On a Game Show Hosted By Chuck Woolery. What Do You Choose?
There are many great debates in life. Bubble Yum vs Hubba Bubba. Blow Pops vs Tootsie Pops. York Peppermint Patties vs Junior Mints. You get the picture. But perhaps the one that causes me the most mental anguish is to … Continue reading
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